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harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

People who come running to hug you when you’ve never met them before sometimes frighten me.

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"It’s sad when things are sad."

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All bad things are bad.

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Who else kind of wants a box of wine right now?

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When you’re wearing matching underwear.

When you’re wearing matching underwear.

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Being a World of Warcraft hunter eventually makes you a level 600 zen master at naming pets.

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bobbycaputo:

This Selfie Toaster Can Burn Your Portrait Onto Your Morning Toast

It actually only prints your selfie if you kind of look like Ghandi.

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  • Question: Lordsofxsalem farted in your brand new bed. Your wife yelled at her for it. - Anonymous
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    What comes ‘round blows round.

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voxamberlynn:

kidsraisingkids:

I can’t STAND this shit. I’m still awaiting a response.

AND JEFF DOES IT AGAIN.

Forever applauding this man, and forever loving his family.

👏👏

If I owned a mall, there’s be an area at the food court with big comfy chairs reserved for women who want to feed their infants, where they could be comfortable and they could have free soft serve ice-cream cones.

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journeymancreativejournal:

“If you have one pot and can make your tea in it, that will do quite well. How much does he lack himself, who must have a lot of things.”

— — Sen Rikyu

I have a pot that I can make tea in!

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kaijuleng:

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We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty things.

Two things you must never steal: Tools from people who use them to make a living and instruments from a band.

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OMG.

Think of the sandwiches you can make!

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amandapalmer:

I FINISHED MY BOOK!
I FINISHED MY BOOK!

I FINISHED MY FUCKING BOOK YESTERDAY AND THEN POSTED THIS PHOTO TO FACEBOOK ONLY TO WATCH MY BOOK CELEBRATION DERAIL INTO TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARGUING ABOUT ARMPIT HAIR!!

BUT I DON’T CARE

BECAUSE

I FINISHEDD MY FUCKING BOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!

I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK
I FINISHED MY BOOK

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They say that sandwiches are thusly named after the Earl of Sandwich who arranged to have meat put between slices of bread to prevent grease stains on the playing cards when he gambled with friends.

What a fortunate turn of history that the idea did not first become popular among the Lords of Poopshire?