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I kind of had a three day weekend, in that I did not go to bed Saturday night.  I do not know if it was because of a change of my medication or because I got a 2L of Mt Dew.  Slept normally Sunday night.

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Dang it.  Another perfectly good thing ruined by my brain.

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bushsmarts:

Jim Bridger was one of the greatest explorers, pathfinders, and mountain men in American history.  He was among the first European Americans to see the natural wonders of Yellowstone.  When he was 20, Bridger was the first white man to see Utah’s Great Salt Lake. Jim Bridger is a timeless legend. He remains one of the most important scouts and guides in the history of the West.

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hulu:

In Deadbeat, medium-for-hire Kevin Pacalioglu helps ghosts finish their unfinished business so they can move on to the afterlife. But he is so much more than a ghost whisperer with a sixth sense. He has a sweet tooth, too. Check out Deadbeat only on Hulu. 

I’ve been watching this.  It’s kind of funny.  

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Some of you are reading my posts from many light years away, so bear in mind that I died a long time ago and none of this is important anymore.

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journeymancreativejournal:

*Turns on History channel* Historian: “Because if you read in the bible-” *Immediately turns off History channel*

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beccastaysposi:

My first tiered cake and my first time completely covering with fondant. I’m pretty happy with how this turned out. Bottom tier: chocolate cake w/ cookie dough filling & Nutella buttercream. Top tier: vanilla sour cream cake w/ raspberry filling and Nutella buttercream. All flavors chosen by the birthday girl herself.

The answer is always cake.

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sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

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Also, “you” is the plural of “thou”.  

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kafresh:

Fucckkkk, damnit!

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I ain’t no uneducated rube.  I can name five, maybe six kinds of cheeses.

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pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

I don’t even understand that rule.  Seems like it’d be much cheaper to send really tiny people into space.  5’2” should be the maximum height.

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The Sandwich Fairy has been good to you this year.

The Sandwich Fairy has been good to you this year.

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zhivago373:

henry rollins on selling out.

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