Riley Coyote

amandapalmer:

just accept it.

what is your job exactly? how did you get that job? what do you do in your job?

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Actual excavation is manual labour at its most primal, you have a mattock, a shovel and a trowel and you dig everything by hand. 

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r-evolutionbaby:

I travelled all around the state this weekend and saw wildflowers and the desert but also 200 year old trees and snow and camped beside a creek in a remote forest somewhere. For the first time, I felt inspired to learn to drive, so I can take myself to all these beautiful places. 

How to Talk to Girls at Parties (eBook Original): Neil Gaiman: Amazon.com: Kindle Store

neil-gaiman:

How to Talk to Girls at Parties (eBook Original): Neil Gaiman: Amazon.com: Kindle Store

It’s my SF short story (currently being adapted into a film by Hedwig’s own John Cameron Mitchell) it’s free, and comes along with an OCEAN AT THE END OF THE LANE preview — you can read the first 3 chapters, a month before publication. It’s up on Amazon now and you can download it to your Kindle or, if you do not have a Kindle,  to Kindle software on your computer, phone, tablet etc.

Feel very free to spread this one around.

In the UK, that’s http://www.amazon.co.uk/o/ASIN/B00C2UUJX4?tag=adapas-21 instead, or at Google Play for Books at https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=SP1Mzpj9F1IC

22roots:

parishiltonsexslave:

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out

a person was paid to think this photo up

there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo

somebody did her makeup

these people were paid

There’s a similar photo of Louis Armstrong, on a set of his Christmas cards one year.

(via love-bowie)

• I like pudding cups.
• I think that if every day there was a chance somebody might punch me and make me eat a pudding cup, I probably wouldn't like them as much.
• I'd be wary of people walking by with a bag of pudding cups. I'd avoid pudding street vendors or any kind of pudding cup festival.
• I would certainly not follow puddingcup.tumblr.com.
• If I was in the mood for a nice pudding cup and I put some in my shopping cart, I would be annoyed if people saw that and started thinking I was okay with this whole punching people and making them eat pudding cup tradition.

If you think dog grooming is a hard job….

(via kafresh)

• "What was the last meal you ate?"
• From the crumbs on this paper plate on my desk, I'm going guess ... toast?

• My boss asked for more productivity. I can do that, but I also told him that I could not bear to look out the window, see snow falling, and realize I lost another summer sitting in front of a computer.
• I don't have that many summers left.
• None of us is guaranteed tomorrow.

w0rkout-life:

a-pure-guts-race:

track-and-xc-dreams:

4:04.62 1500…that means, at 17 years old, she’s only about 12 seconds away from the women’s world record in the mile.  INSANE!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MARY CAIN YOU ARE ONE CRAZY BITCH.

well don’t i feel slow. ahaha.

My god, look at her face and hands in that moment of victory.  That makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

(via health-wilderness-and-mma)

pacificcresttrail2013:

Find the shade! It’s been an amazing first week.

doodypooties:

if you’re ever having a bad day just imagine this glorious moment in my life:

a few years ago i was at mcdonalds at 2 in the morning and the people’s car in front of us got stuck. so a midget walks out of the car and starts pushing it while his non-midget friends just crack the fuck up in the car.

the end

I was walking around Norfolk, VA when I saw an old man and noticed smoke coming from his trouser cuff.  

“Pardon me, sir, but it appears your pants are on fire.”

His pant cuff had caught his cigarette butt.  It was extinguished with no injury.

fa’ chisel.

(via nuclearshakedown)

orangeorangegirl:

Me hiking today. I look super fat in this picture, but oh well. 

emer:

Trillium. #flowers #forest #newhampshire #nh #hiking